How Ramesh Accidentally Became the Village Astrologer, Matchmaker, and Ghostbuster on the Same Day The Dosa That Changed Ramesh’s Fate In the sleepy village of Chapparguddi, Ramesh was known for exactly two things: his love for crispy dosas and his unmatched ability to nap anywhere, including while riding his cycle. One fateful morning, he set out to the market, balancing on his head a tiffin carrier large enough to feed a cricket team. At the dosa stall, while arguing with the vendor over whether chutney should be free (it always was), Ramesh tripped on a banana peel, landed face-first into a holy cow, and accidentally smeared vibhuti all over his forehead. A nearby aunty saw him, gasped, and whispered, “He has the mark of a divine astrologer!” And just like that, his fate was sealed faster than a pressure cooker whistle. The Wedding That Nearly Became a Wrestling Match Word spread faster than Ramu's buffalo during mating season. Soon, villagers started lining up for Rames...
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